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I have other things to say later, but for now I bring you: Texts From Jane Eyre.

My favorite bit:

JANE WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
I AM BEREFT AND WITHOUT MY JANE I SHALL SINK INTO ROGUERY
i am  with my cousins
WHICH COUSIN
IS IT THE SEXY ONE
Please don’t try to talk to me again
IT IS YOUR SEXY COUSIN
“ST. JOHN”
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS ST. JOHN
I’m not going to answer that
I KNEW IT
DID YOU LEAVE BECAUSE OF MY ATTIC WIFE
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
yes
absolutely
BECAUSE MY HOUSE IN FRANCE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE AN ATTIC
IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT
IT HAS A CELLAR THOUGH SO YOU KNOW
DON’T CROSS ME
HAHA I’M ONLY JOKING


And from St. John:
I taught you Hindi and everything
That’s basically the same as getting engaged
for missionaries

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katharhino
Jul. 10th, 2012 12:39 pm (UTC)
LOLing!!!

I also liked this from St John:

Marry her?
MARRY HER?
Don’t be ridiculous, I’m attracted to her
That’s disgusting
You are disgusting, Jane
eattheolives
Jul. 10th, 2012 11:49 pm (UTC)
Have I mentioned how much I hate St. John?
katharhino
Jul. 11th, 2012 09:08 am (UTC)
You haven't to me, but feel free to do so at every opportunity. I think I hate him more every time I reread.
eattheolives
Jul. 11th, 2012 12:49 pm (UTC)
He is such a stuck-up, falsely pious IDIOT.

(It also really bothered me that he had this change of happiness with whats-her-name and he RAN AWAY FROM IT.)

There. Now you know my feelings on the matter. :D
katharhino
Jul. 11th, 2012 12:56 pm (UTC)
Also, what really stuck out to me the last time I read: he's SO stinkin' condescending. "You're not made for love, Jane." WHAT. What kind of thing is that to SAY? Gah. He bothers me. It bothers me that Jane admires him.
eattheolives
Jul. 11th, 2012 12:57 pm (UTC)
I know! He thinks he's so smart! =P

And I mean "chance," not "change." Oops.
aftondays
Jul. 10th, 2012 12:48 pm (UTC)
LOL Excellent.
radiantlove
Jul. 10th, 2012 12:52 pm (UTC)
Bahaha! I love it!
clothofdreams
Jul. 10th, 2012 05:27 pm (UTC)
LOL!! Oh my goodness these are so perfect.
eattheolives
Jul. 10th, 2012 11:49 pm (UTC)
Read Texts From Scarlett O'Hara too. :D
pianistamy
Jul. 10th, 2012 09:19 pm (UTC)
Bwaha, so awesome.
butterbobbin
Jul. 10th, 2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
JANE
JANE I BOUGHT YOU A DRESS MADE OF TEN THOUSAND PEARLS AS A BRIDAL PRESENT
where on earth would I wear that
YOU COULD WEAR IT ON THE MOON
that seems impractical
how would i even breathe on the moon?
I WOULD BREATHE FOR YOU MY JANE

^^Must. Not. Laugh. Or I'll cough. *snortchoke*
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